We “lost” a chicken on Monday.
Early that morning, I went out to the coop to let the chickens out of their indoor area (which is sort of like a luxury condo decorated with chicken poop), into the run-around area (which is very much like a patch of dirt) and there she was. Just a lifeless lump of beautiful white feathers, laying near the doorway. The other chickens just hopped around and over her. Heartless creatures. Or, more accurately, I suppose - bird-brained creatures.